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There were no windows in my bedroom, so I had to sit up and read my clock to figure out how angry I should be at my visitor. Eight A.M. I hated whoever woke me up. Had they come an hour earlier, I would have also hated their families and any household pets.Lish McBride
2
She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular.Lish McBride
3
So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.Lish McBride
4
You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.Lish McBride
5
Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.Lish McBride
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Mrs. Winalski owned a candy-apple-red 1965 Mustang GT convertible, and she drove it like she could die at any minute and needed to get five things done before that happened.Lish McBride